As good as Lean Cuisines are, there is such a thing as too much Lean Cuisine. This was proved today by the guy checking out in front of me in Meijer. He bought a bag of frozen shrimp, Febreeze, and 83 Lean Cuisines. That is right, I said 83. They barely fit in his cart. Yes, I did really count-I couldn't believe how many he had and it took a long time to ring them all up so that is how I entertained myself while I was waiting. The cashier even said "I don't think anyone has ever bought this many before". I am going to go out on a limb here and guess he is a bachelor. He did get a good deal-it was buy 2 get 1 free. That still adds up to well over $200 on Lean Cuisines, all at once. I hope he has a big freezer!
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I also like Lean Cuisines.
I think the most I've bought is like, 6, though.
I like Lean Cuisines, but seriously--what is he doing, eating them for every meal?
"i hope he has a big freezer, he's gonna put his lean cuisine in it"
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the edited version of the 40 year old virgin quote
wow, i like lean cuisines but that is a lot. maybe he is going to do a lean cuisine diet and end up like jerrud for subway.
So in addition to radio and magazines, are you now going for an endorsement deal as well? :)
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